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About Susan Goldfein

Born and raised in New York City, Susan currently splits her time between Florida and Connecticut. She lives with her husband, and the world’s cutest dog, Sam, a rough-coat Russell Terrier. Susan gives her audiences a sideways view of life on a range of relatable topics. Whether skewering marriage, growing older, fashion, the media, politics, or money matters, her light touch keeps people laughing – and thinking.

Flipping Out

The other evening, I accidentally discovered a new link to my inner child.  I lost my front tooth.  Or, as my dentist exclaimed, “My dear, you have fractured your incisor.”  Call it what you will, I now have a gaping space in my mouth that is aligned with my left nostril, and completely visible when

By |2019-03-05T21:03:11+00:00February 28th, 2019|Categories: Anatomy, Dentists|11 Comments

Notorious SBA

Raise your hand if you know that today is the birthday of Susan B. Anthony.  As I thought.  Only one hand raised, and it’s mine.  Or maybe there was one other hand raised somewhere in the back row.  What a responsibility it has been all these years to be the only person in the room

By |2019-02-18T16:47:22+00:00February 15th, 2019|Categories: Women's History|15 Comments

Still Complaining After All These Years

     Everyone is writing a book these days – John Kerry, Michelle Obama, Bob Woodward, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Chris Christie, Howard Schultz, Susan Goldfein.  Susan who? See, that’s the problem.  No one knows who I am! And the field is so crowded, that I don’t stand a chance in hell of being invited

By |2019-01-31T15:06:24+00:00January 31st, 2019|Categories: Blogging, Kvetching|13 Comments

Taking the Plunge

Hey boys and girls, in case you haven’t noticed, it’s Awards season.  Did you know there are some 44 different awards events between January and the big finale, The Academy Awards, at the end of February?  So many opportunities for celebrities to dress up, and hang out.  Mostly, it’s the women who hang out.  Which

By |2019-01-14T14:20:41+00:00January 15th, 2019|Categories: Beauty, Fashion|4 Comments

What If…….?

I was involved in a fender bender the other night. No air bags inflated and no one was hurt. But the left front fender of my car is a dented, ugly mess and will remain so until I hear from the insurance adjuster. I do hope he calls soon, because my poor car, while drivable,

By |2018-12-15T15:12:13+00:00December 15th, 2018|Categories: Driving, Marriage|18 Comments