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And Don’t Call Me Elderly!

Thirty-seven years ago, before anyone would dare to refer to me as elderly, a movie was released  called “Airplane.”  Starring an unlikely comedic cast, including Leslie Nielsen, this spoof of Hollywood disaster films, much to everyone’s surprise, became a sensation.  Of the many brilliant sight gags and clever lines, the following brief dialogue between Leslie Nielsen and Robert Hays, remains one of my favorites:

(LN) Can you fly this plane and land it?

(RH) Surely you can’t be serious.

(LN) I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley!

Fortunately, over the intervening years, I have encountered only a few women named Shirley, which has limited my number of embarrassing moments caused by uncontrollable giggling.   And, finally, I can borrow the line, or at least, paraphrase it, to air a grievance.

I’d like to deliver a message to the media, and I am serious.  Don’t call me elderly! In fact, don’t call me anything at all.  If you must state my age in your story, it should not require a modifier.

Whenever a news story appears about a 73 year-old, for example, he or she is invariably referred to as “elderly.” In fact, they are often labeled as “elderly” before you are even told their age.

Here’s an example.  The headline states: “Elderly Woman Robs Bank.”  The story then goes on to report that Mamie Green, age 69, held up the Yucca City Bank at gun point, and eluded police by hiding in a tree.  Now I ask you, should a 69 year-old woman who can wield a pistol, rob a bank, and climb a tree be called elderly?

Obviously this example is fictitious and a bit silly, and created to make a point.  But there are very real examples.  An NPR story reported on a 71-year old midwife and referred to her as “elderly. “  Elderly!? Really?!!?  She’s still working, delivering babies.  There’s nothing elderly about her, and these days, not even her age.   And does labeling her as elderly enhance the story about midwifery? Totally irrelevant, if you ask me.  If the woman was 55, would NPR have referred to her as “borderline middle-aged woman?” 

If a woman of a certain age had the misfortunate of getting hit by a bus, is that any more tragic than a 40 year-old-being hit by a bus? Yet you can be sure that the former would be cited as “Elderly Woman Gets Hit By A Bus,” while the 40 year-old would merely be a “woman” who had the misfortune of crossing the street as the bus was pulling away from the curb.  (In both cases, I’m happy to report the women survived.)

So what does “elderly” mean, exactly?  The dictionary defines “elderly” as past middle age and approaching the rest of life.  It then goes on to add parenthetically (sometimes considered offensive).

The meaning of the word appears harmless enough.  It’s the connotation of the word that I find damaging.   In our culture, the word “elderly” unfortunately carries the image of “frail,” “feeble,” and “dependent.” And what robust 75 or 80 year-old wants to be lumped into that stereotype?

I recognize that in some circles “elder” is not a four-letter word.  If I was a member of a certain church, perhaps, or some Native American tribe, being called an elder would be an honor.  I would be a respected advisor, a bestower of wisdom, perhaps even a goddess.  (I like the sound of that!)

But unfortunately, that is not the world in which most of us live.  Instead, elderly is an ageist label.

You might think that none of this is important, but words do shape attitudes and responses. So, what word should we use instead? Geezer? (Can a woman be a Geezer?) Long in the tooth? Over the hill?  Mature? Senior Citizen? Or simply Old?  I don’t have the answer, and as far as I can tell, neither does anyone else.

I like to think that age is more a matter of how you feel rather than a number.   Therefore, I ask not to be assigned  to a category based on the year in which I was born.

So, Leslie Nielsen, rest assured. Although you were the ripe old age of 54 when you made the career move from a romantic dramatic actor to comedy genius, I would never call you elderly.

(Nancy – this one’s for you!)

By | 2018-01-15T13:39:05+00:00 January 15th, 2018|Categories: Aging, Language|14 Comments

About the Author:

Born and raised in New York City, Susan currently splits her time between Florida and Connecticut. She lives with her husband, and the world’s cutest dog, Sam, a rough-coat Russell Terrier. Susan gives her audiences a sideways view of life on a range of relatable topics. Whether skewering marriage, growing older, fashion, the media, politics, or money matters, her light touch keeps people laughing – and thinking.


  1. Linda Kiess January 15, 2018 at 7:33 pm - Reply

    Here! Here! Well said!

    • Susan Goldfein January 15, 2018 at 7:35 pm - Reply


  2. Marjorie Weiss January 15, 2018 at 9:37 pm - Reply

    I think there should be different designations for the young old, the middle old, and the old old. Perhaps you can coin some.

    • Leslie in Oregon January 16, 2018 at 1:32 am - Reply

      Gerontologists now distinguish between the young old and the old. Unfortunately for those of us who would ask to be assigned a category by criteria other than our biological age (if such categorization is necessary in the first place), that geronotological distinction is based upon biological age.

  3. Susan Goldfein January 15, 2018 at 11:03 pm - Reply

    I’ll work on it!

  4. Bruder January 16, 2018 at 1:05 am - Reply

    You will always be my elder.

    • Susan Goldfein January 16, 2018 at 1:44 pm - Reply

      Then you must abide by my wisdom!

      • Bruder January 16, 2018 at 3:35 pm - Reply

        The dude abides.

  5. Bonita January 16, 2018 at 1:05 am - Reply

    Appreciate what you have so beautifully expressed. Thank you for taking up “the cause”. With gratitude. Bonita

    • Susan Goldfein January 16, 2018 at 1:44 pm - Reply

      My soap box is always ready!

  6. Mindy Natale January 16, 2018 at 9:08 am - Reply

    Do you know that 70 is the new 50?

    • Susan Goldfein January 16, 2018 at 1:40 pm - Reply

      That’s only true for select body parts!

  7. Jane February 7, 2018 at 9:17 pm - Reply

    I enjoyed your blog about the elderly
    Actually my mother was a Shirley and she never was elderly by any standards she only lived to 78 but she was youthful and stunning and energetic. Not elderly!!

  8. Carolyn February 18, 2018 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    Totally agree…as a retired OB nurse, we always laughed at the term Elderly Primip, since most of us waited quite a while to have kids…. definition: elderly primigravida. Type:Term. Definitions. 1. dated term referring to a woman older than 35 years who is pregnant for the first time. 35!!

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