I know I said you wouldn’t be hearing from me until mid-September, but I felt compelled to interrupt my hiatus to comment on the current political dialogue.

You’re a liar.
No, you are.
No, you are.
You’re lying right now.
Liar, liar pants on fire.

trump-hillary-sandboxAm not.
Are too.
Well, it takes one to know one.

You’re a racist!
Who said?
I said.
Am not.
Are so.
I’m rubber, you’re glue.  Everything you say sticks back on you.

Then you’re a bigot.
I am not!
Yes you are.
Am not.
You so are!
What’s a bigot anyway?

See, you’re stupid.
Am not.
You’re stupid because you fell on your head.
And you have a little you know what.
Yeah, who said?
Marco said.
He doesn’t know.

Yes he does.  He peeked.

Well, I think you’re ugly.
And I think you have a dumb haircut.

And you have boogers up your nose.
And you’re a poopy-head.

Sticks and stones can break my bones……

Oh yeah, you’re  dumb times infinity.

Secretary Clinton, Mr. Trump – that’s all we have time for.  Thank you for tuning in to the first Presidential debate.


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